World’s Most Sought After Natural-Born Ventriloquist
Hey, it’s us guys.
Here’s our explanation of the ventriloquist:
He got his start in ventriloquism at age 15.
He didn’t have the cash for a ventriloquist figure, so he bought a block of wood and carved Dolton (pictured).
We think it’s because he didn’t have any friends.
Can’t get friends the traditional way.. Why not make one? Literally.