“Better Than Ventriloquist Who Just Won American’s Got Talent..”

Tina F., Audience Member

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It was wall-to-wall laughter.

Rick Faber, President, Faber Construction, Inc.

The crowd loved it!

Jan Morrel, Firs Conference Center

Incredible! As good or better than anyone I see on Comedy Central.

Lisa M., Audience Member

You’re better than the ventriloquist who just won america’s got talent.

Tina F., Audience Member

Our patrons really enjoyed your show.

Mark Bacon, Mill Bay Casino

You’ve got the talent, the voice, the personality.. Go big with it!

Chuck R., Audience Member

We’ve hired entertainers from across North America, but yours is the best we’ve ever had! People keep saying “bring him back next year.”

Jack DeBruyn,
Christian Singles Conference

Very, very well done!

Bruce Aitken, President & CEO, Methanex Corporation
 


Cast

Image of Justin Comedy VentriloquismMy name is Justin Ver Burg. I’m part of the show “Funny Dummy.”

When you come to the show, you’re going to experience what Ron Faber calls, “Wall-to-Wall Laughter.”

It’s as much a surprise to me as to anyone that my job is to bring people laughter…

In high school, my plan was to attend M.I.T. and become an engineer.

Other students noticed I naturally didn’t move my mouth when I talked…

After discovering I had the natural ability to be a ventriloquist, I wanted a professional ventriloquist dummy. But they cost too much…

So I took a crack at carving my own…

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I was as shocked as anyone that my first attempt, Luigi, worked! (pictured below)

Today, I’m not an “engineer,” but I headline theaters in various cities accross the U.S.

My characters don’t give me much respect…

Luigi

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He’s a major heartthrob with the ladies. When giving his Hotmail address, he often has to clarify it’s not spelled “hot M-A-L-E”.

Actually, I just wrote that in third person so it would sound more
authoritative and less obvious that I made it up… Here’s the real scoop on me:

Corporate: Alcoa, Methanex, ABN-Amro, Fluke, Larson Gross PLLC,
AAEFS, Varner Sytsma Herndon, A & A Contract Customs Brokers, Nike Securities LP., Limona Construction, Investors Group, Geneva Capital Group, etc.

Venues: Mt. Baker Theatre, Summit Theatre, Drury Lane, Four Seasons

To show how sharp I am, within six months of entering the comedy club scene, The Late Show with David Letterman asked us to come to New York!

Tony

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I’m originally from Scotland, and still haven’t been able to drop my accent (as you’ll see during the show).

People get a kick out of my candid observations on American life… I’m just expressing my honest point of view, and getting paid! Actually, they’re paying the Ventriloquist. He’s the one keeping the dough – for my show!

Some lawyers are working “pro bono” (since I’m broke) to get me paid
retroactively for all the laughs I’ve created. Seriously, people don’t know that the Ventriloquist is about the worst entertainer in the world, and without me, the show would flop!

Our show is only a success because of “me.” Yes, I said it… Luigi
doesn’t realize it, but he’s just an “opener.” He simply gets the audience warmed up so I can strut my stuff…

When Seahawks superstar Mack Strong said this is the “FUNNIEST ACT HE’S EVER SEEN!,” it was probably because of me. Also, I performed at the Winter Olympic Games.

Believe me, monkey’s get cold too! Especially ones who don’t wear a shirt.

Ventriloquist

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This is our take on the “Ventriloquist”…

We call him that because we don’t really like mentioning his name.

To be candid, he’s a waste of skin. We do all the work around here. We’re up late at night working on comedy material, etc. He just sits around and collects the royalties. It’s sick!

Here are some shows that he was present at (he didn’t do much):

Corporate: Alcoa, Methanex, ABN-Amro, Fluke, Larson Gross PLLC,
AAEFS, Varner Sytsma Herndon, A & A Contract Customs Brokers, Nike Securities L.P., Limona Construction, Investors Group, Geneva Capital Group, Frontier Realty, Wheaton College, etc.

Venues: Mt. Baker Theatre, Summit Theatre, Drury Lane, U.S. Army,
Bear Creek Country Club, Four Seasons, Grand Ballroom Chicago
Navy Pier, Harrison Hot Springs Resort, Bankers Club of Chicago

Television: Evening Magazine (NBC KING 5 Seattle, NBC KGW 8
Portland and Northwest Cable News) four different times

Film: Documentary on Ventriloquism by Miramax Films

Other Cast Members

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There are a few other characters in our show, but we don’t mention them here. If you haven’t figured it out yet, we don’t like to share the limelight with others..

It’s either jealousy or insecurity.

Anyway, come check out a show and you can see them (and more importantly, us) in person!

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